Showing posts with label zombies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label zombies. Show all posts

Sunday, May 16, 2010

George Romero's Survival of the Dead

Survival of the Dead

EDITORS NOTE: This review also appeared on Creative Loafing's website. Check it out HERE

George Romero and the zed word (zombies) go hand in hand. Romero is credited as being the grandfather of the zombie movie, and his latest incarnation, Survival of the Dead is released on X-Box Live, Playstation Network, and soon in theaters, but has the zombie king reclaimed his thrown after a few lackluster performances, or has he simply faded into obscurity?

Survival of the Dead takes place some time after Land of the Dead, and has some typical zombie elements, such as the ability for zombies to jump out of nowhere, plenty of gore, and some sick humor. The big element of Romero's earlier work that seems to be missing however, is the social commentary. While Dawn of the Dead is famous for the undertones in the movie, this movie seems to lack any such undertones, and rests on it's script and used premise, which is hardly sturdy.

The movie seems to simply be a retelling of the old Hatfields and McCoy's tale; a tale of two families feuding on an island, with zombies. I would love to say there is more, or that it is an allegory for something, but sadly, it's just about two Irish families that argue over the proper method of disposing zombies.

The cast is pretty weak, the delivery is rough and the script is very rudimentary. The grandfather of zombies seems to have spent a couple hours on the script, and hoped to rather progress zombie carnage, for he seemed to work very hard at the different headshots for zombies, using CGI, stop-motion and good old fashion latex. The CGI seemed promising, but not quite there. There seemed to be similar scenes of zombie carnage to the first few movies he's done, leaving me wanting something new.

Overall, there are plenty of zombie movies out there better than Survival, and movies far more entertaining. I would recommend you avoid this one, and hope Romero learns from his now several failures and returns to his former glory sooner rather than later.

Monday, March 22, 2010

A Zombie Survival list:

So, we all know the zombie apocalypse is a given. The question is whether you will be dinner or not. There have been some great writings on how to not be an integral part of the last supper, including the Zombie Survival Guide. I found one online at Shootforthehead.com that is really good. So, take a look at their list HERE, and see if they missed any. Remember, when the zombies do come, you don't have to reload a blade!

Add your own rules in the comments section!

Thursday, October 29, 2009

the Epic debate to end epic debates - Slow or Fast?

Among the great debates of all time, I decided to tackle one of the more prominent ones; no, not Coke vs. Pepsi, Star Wars vs. Star Trek, or Freddy vs. Jason. No, today, we are talking about slow zombies vs. fast zombies. That’s right, the debate over whether our zombies should be sprinting or slow, methodical monsters rages on here today!


Zombies started out with George Romero’s Night of the Living Dead. The brain-starved monsters were slow, methodical creatures that were the embodiement of fear, and were representing death, unstoppable, unavoidable, and slowly coming for us all. The fear was balanced between the gruesomeness of brain-eating people and the idea that you will never escape the terror.

After several years of Romero movies that formed a legacy, zombies lost a bit of their dread when they learned to talk, use tools, and all sorts of un-zombie-like behavior. When 2002’s remake of Romero’s Dawn of the Dead came out, it featured a much more aggressive zombie with blood dripping from their lips as they sprinted to viciously tear apart their prey. Many horror fans liked the new, more modern zombies as they showed a new, vicious kind of terror not seen before in zombie movies. Now, you have to try and out run something that looked like it could’ve been a sprinter in a previous life. The downside here is that it loses it’s primal fear of death following you.

For my money, the zombie horde closing in slow, and methodical like is much more terrifying, as there is nowhere to run, and nowhere to hide.

So, which to you prefer, the slow, meandering ones, or the running, sprinting ones?