A Letter to Universal: You got it wrong

So, as I browsed my favorite movie sites today, I came across a fan letter to Universal, reguarding their latest monster movie, Wolf Man. This letter apparently came from a Twilight fan, and explains why Twilight fans are known for their psychosis, often times worse than Star Trek. Read on, and enjoy the comic relief at work here:

To whom this may concern:
This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a “were wolf”. I don’t see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is “supposed” to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn’t come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man. You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid Wolf Movie didn’t even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY opinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your email was on your site. I wanted to let you know this is what i thought of the wolf man that sucks.

Thanks to The Movie Blog for that little Jewel. So, thoughts?

Best Twilight picture Ever!

This just cracked me up, and I had to share it. Sorry to all you Twilight fans out there, but even you have to admit, this is funny!

Twilight fans Vs. Trekkies: The Showdown!

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Trekkies are known throughout the world as the most over the top of the movie fans. There doesn’t seem to be anyone who can top the ravenous nature of the Klingon loving fans, with their conventions, toys, even there own language. Lately, however, there seems to be a franchise with a fan base crazy enough to go after the thrown; Twilight fans.

It is no secret Twilight fans have a killer instinct that drives the stars of the movie into hiding and makes them afraid for their own life. Also, there seems to be countless Twilight clubs online, along with little conventions of their own, which are pretty impressive, considering there is only one movie out.

So, which group is the more…passionate? (I say that, because I don’t wanna call them crazy and have them coming after me.)

Trekkies have been around a lot longer, with the TV show starting in 1966, and 11 movies, spanning 30 years, and spawning 4 more TV shows, Trekkies seem to have the advantage when it comes to material. Where they lack, however, seems to be the amount of money made. Up until this years reboot/sequel/whatever of the franchise, the franchise seemed to have a warp nacelle in the grave, the highest grossing movie for the original series was Star Trek IV: The Voyage home with a $67 million gross, and the highest ever, was Star Trek: First Contact with $97 million. The final numbers aren’t in with the newest movie blowing away expectations, but until now, the franchise definitely had a week spot.

Twilight has a total of 4 movies planned, with one in the books…get it…books? Never mind. Anyway, there is one movie out on DVD, with one being filmed, and two more in some stage of pre-production. The books that the movies are based on seem to be everywhere, a clear advantage to Star Trek. The first movie alone grossed a total of $191 million, with a staggering $69 million in its first week (more than the Voyage Home ever got). The final advantage, it seems, for Twilight, is the youth, who will be obsessing about the adventures of emo-vampires for decades to come.

So, pretty evenly matched, don’t you think? Who is the more rabid, vicious, obsessed group? My money is still on the Trekkies, who, with the newest movie, seemed to have grown their numbers, but with Twilight coming out next summer, expect that to possibly change, with what I predict to be a possible box office record breaking weekend.
So, we made it through another showdown, if you disagree, leave me a comment, but don’t hunt me down. Also, for your entertainment, check out this funnyordie.com video about the craziness of the Twilight fans. Until then, stay cool, movie geeks!

Cam Gigandet vs. Twilight Fans from Cam Gigandet