Transformers: Dark of the Moon Teaser Trailer

Well, it's out, the teaser for the third Transformers flick. You will notice it doesn't have any of the human actors we've come to know and...well, that we've come to know. It seems to be going back to it's roots with the first film, and the effective teaser for that. I think it's a good idea to not bring up the drama surrounding the casting for the third flick and focus on what matters the most; big friggin' robots.

Check it out and let me know what you think!

Bumblebee gets taken out...for real

As filming of the third Transformers flick, now known to be Transformers: Dark Moon, they had a bit of a booboo on yesterdays set. Apparently, a police officer was responding to a call and somehow made it through the barricades setup for filming and crashed into the famous Camero, doing significant damage. Other than Bumblebee, no one was hurt, but the good news is it's all on video. It's ok, you can click...who could resist seeing an accident. I dare you to turn away!

Megan Fox is not in Transformers 3?

After the drama behind the movie, and the camera-humping that went on during the second movie, Michael Bay was looking for a scape goat, and he found one...a very sexy, mutated thumbed scape goat in Megan Fox. ET has announced that Fox will not be picked up for the slightly anticipated (not by CL's Joe Bardi) Transformers 3. So, who will they pick up after dropping one of the hottest women in the world?

Do you think it was the crazy antics, the big mouth, the poor promotional skills, or the fact that Bay feels his masterpiece is complete that lead to her contract dropping? Bay has said previously that he likes to make stars, and Fox has become a star since appearing opposite of Shiah Labeuf in Transformers, the huge summer blockbuster that has so far spawned a mediocre sequel.

The big question will be how do you top Megan Fox? The girl is everywhere, and was named FHM's sexiest woman alive a couple of years ago, while still being in the top 10 on Maxim's list even this year, despite less than stellar outings in her previous movies. My choice would be number four on Maxim's hottie list this year, miss Blake Lively. She apparently does a good job in Gossip Girl, and has a long list of upcoming projects. Perhaps appearing opposite of Lebeuf and some stupid racist robots would be just what she needs to catapult her to number one next year. Other ideas would be the always incredibly hot Scarlett Johanson, or my personal favorite, geek goddess and Attack of the Show reporter Allison Haslip.

EDITORS NOTE: This also appeared in Creative Loafing HERE. Check it out!

Transformers 3 is coming, and some chick is signed on too....

Oh, and what's-her-name looks to be along as well. Ya know who I'm talking about, right, that hot chick? I know no one has heard of her, but she is hot, and has a big mouth, and looks good standing over the engine of a car... Megan... oh, yeah, Megan Fox.

According to director Michael Bay's website, he has started day 1 of preproduction with a meeting with ILM, probably on how to make more explosions, or put testicles on Optimus Prime, but whatever. Apparently, according to Bay, tomorrow he has a meeting to discuss character plans. The date the movie is scheduled to come out is July 1st, 2010. Originally, Bay had said he wanted some time off from the world of robots in disguise to make a small movie, but obviously something, more than likely a crazy amount of money changed his mind.

Bay also noted that Megan Fox would be returning and took the opportunity to be clever.

"Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you."

So, get your earplugs ready, and prepare for another explosive adventure with Shiah, Megan, Optimus and the rest...oh yeah, and there maybe some stuff blowing up.

EDITORS NOTE: Here is the link to the Creative Loafing post. I would appreciate the click!
http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/2009/10/02/transformers-3-coming-in-july-2011/